A Good vs Best Teacher !!

10:12 PM  Editor  

A Good Teacher Is Who
Tells To Study Hard...

But,,

A Best Teacher Is Who
Stands Outside :)
Examination Hall N Shouts. . .

"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..."
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4 Stages of marriage

10:10 PM  Editor  

4 Stages of marriage:

Mad for each other.
 
Made for each other.
 
Mad at each other.
 
Mad bcoz of each other.
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Answer to "Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?"

10:09 PM  Editor  

Do the following !!!
 
1) go to google translate
 
2) type in "Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?"
 
3) translate English to Arabic
 
4) Copy the Arabic version
 
5) choose translation from Arabic to English
 
6) and the truth will be unleashed!!!!

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!
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Husband was seriously ill

10:07 PM  Editor  

Husband was seriously ill.
 
Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

On the way home..

Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive
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Girlfriend's name on hand by knife...crying

10:06 PM  Editor  

A Small Boy Took A Knife
And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His Hand..
After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly..
Why ???
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Paining ???
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No !!
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Then ???
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Spelling Mistake !!! :O
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Tied rakhi to the following boys

10:04 PM  Editor  

2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.

1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?

2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis
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Santa in court

10:03 PM  Editor  

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

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