Showing posts with label Funny SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny SMS. Show all posts

itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi  bardasht nahin ker sakta

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
                          ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
                          phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

Want to make money through facebook?

Wanna make money through Facebook...??
Go to:
account settings->
and click on
De-activate your Account
Start Working...!! and Earn Money !!!

Funny fact of studies

This Funny fact always happen wid me:
Study for one Hour-
No One sees.!
But pick up mobile just 4 a second,
Mom/Dad enters d room! ;)

Lion bounced on wife

In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..,,,,

Sweet demand by kid

A Sweet demand by a kid.
A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came n asked- what happen son?
Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore,
I want my own.

Turning pages without reading

Air & students hv d same mentality
Both r turning d book's pages without reading.

Newtons Universal Law Of Love

Newtons Universal Law Of Love:

Every boy on earth is attracted towards a Girl
with a force directly proportional to
the figure of the Girl
Inversely proportional to strength of her brother..!!

New sim to surprise her husband

Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her Husband

Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room.

She Goes To The Kitchen,
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number:

"Hello Darling"
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone:

"Let Me Call U Back Later Honey,"

The Dumb  Lady Is In The Kitchen..

In a Party A Handsome guy

In a Party A Handsome guy asked a gal,"r u going 2 dance?"

She felt so happy & said-"yes"

& d guy said-"dats gud,so can i hav ur chair?"

Love more important than money

All say that love is more important than money..

Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug.. ? ?

Headlights and wipers

After an accident,
A very angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no.

An Intelligent Wife Is One

''An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another

A Good vs Best Teacher !!

A Good Teacher Is Who
Tells To Study Hard...


A Best Teacher Is Who
Stands Outside :)
Examination Hall N Shouts. . .


4 Stages of marriage

4 Stages of marriage:

Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad bcoz of each other.

Answer to "Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?"

Do the following !!!
1) go to google translate
2) type in "Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?"
3) translate English to Arabic
4) Copy the Arabic version
5) choose translation from Arabic to English
6) and the truth will be unleashed!!!!


Husband was seriously ill

Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

On the way home..

Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive

Girlfriend's name on hand by knife...crying

A Small Boy Took A Knife
And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His Hand..
After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly..
Why ???
Paining ???
No !!
Then ???
Spelling Mistake !!! :O

Tied rakhi to the following boys

2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.

1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?

2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis