Funny Mobile SMS

A Small Boy Took A Knife And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His Hand.. After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly.. Why ??? . . . Painin...

A Sweet demand by a kid.   A kid was beaten by his mom.   Dad came n asked- what happen son?   Kid said -I cant adjust with your wife any...

All say that love is more important than money .. Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug.. ? ?

' 'An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women"

Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She G...

Do the following !!!   1) go to google translate   2) type in "Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?"   3) translate English to Ara...

Air & students hv d same mentality   How? ? ? ? ?   Both r turning d book's pages without reading .

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,                           ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...   pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat ...

After an accident,   A very angry driver : I showed u d headlights & told u 2 go by side. Santa : I also started d wipers & said...

This Funny fact always happen wid me: Study for one Hour- No One sees.! . . . . . But pick up mobile just 4 a second, &  Mom/Dad e...