Turning pages without reading

Air & students hv d same mentality
Both r turning d book's pages without reading.

Newtons Universal Law Of Love

Newtons Universal Law Of Love:

Every boy on earth is attracted towards a Girl
with a force directly proportional to
the figure of the Girl
Inversely proportional to strength of her brother..!!

New sim to surprise her husband

Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her Husband

Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room.

She Goes To The Kitchen,
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number:

"Hello Darling"
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone:

"Let Me Call U Back Later Honey,"

The Dumb  Lady Is In The Kitchen..

In a Party A Handsome guy

In a Party A Handsome guy asked a gal,"r u going 2 dance?"

She felt so happy & said-"yes"

& d guy said-"dats gud,so can i hav ur chair?"

Love more important than money

All say that love is more important than money..

Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug.. ? ?

Headlights and wipers

After an accident,
A very angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no.

An Intelligent Wife Is One

''An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another